Armburster Armories: For the con artist who has everything.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

For the con artist who has everything.

"Whether you're running a game of Three-Card Monte, Salting a mine, or running a classic Spanish Prisoner, nothing (and I mean nothing) makes you appear to be an honest and trustworthy sort more than this fine badge right here.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this rare gem set before you is nothing other than The Double-Crossed Heart of the Confidence Man! This particular lot is incredibly rare and costly to reproduce. Own it today!"
- Sales pitch of a young William Thompson. (Before he was sacked for stealing my watch.)

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Custom Goggles

Lens Colors
Red, Blue, Bronze, Smoke, Green, Amber, Yellow, 3-D (one Red and one Blue)

Cloth
Grey Suede, Tan Suede, Black Suede, Brown Suede, Red Suede, Green Suede, Blue Suede, Copper Suede, Moss Suede, Green & Gold Suede, White Denim (Short Supply)

Eyepiece Colors
Shiny Brass, Antique Bronze, Hammered brass, Hammered Silver, Oil-Rubbed Bronze, Copper.

Bridge Chain
Bronze, Copper, Silver

Temple Bolts
Knobs, Gears, Keys, Wing Charms

Head Straps
Because each pair of goggles are hand-made, no two head straps are alike. However, we can still take pains to keep a theme or style. If you have an appropriate belt that you'd like to use in the production of your goggles. Providing your own belt will discount your order by $10.00.

Ocular Magnification Array
Single Loupe ~ $7.00
Double Loupe ~ $10.00

Ornamentation
Give your goggles some personality and history with themed charms or jewelry. Selection varies due to demand. Custom Charms add $7.00 to the order. Or provide your own at no additional charge.

Pricing
Base Price ~ $75.00
Additions ~ (Loupes or Custom Charms)
Discounts ~ (Provided Materials, Etc.)
Delivery ~ (TBD)
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Total:

Orders can be placed thru e-mail (found in my profile.)
Cash or Check only at this time. Production will begin when minimum payment is received.

Finest of Prints

Workmanship & Materials Guarantee: We stand behind the quality and durability of every pair of goggles we fabricate. Should your goggles be damaged by normal wear-and-tear, by accident, or by any unforeseen defect, we offer no-cost repair of your goggles for one year from the original date of purchase. *Excludes your own charms. Durability of your own materials cannot be guaranteed by the fabricator. Goggles are nor rated as protective eyewear. Use at your own risk.

Returns Policy: If, for any reason, you're not completely satisfied with your goggles, you can return them for a refund within 30 days of receiving your purchase. $25.00 minimum deposit and shipping charges are non-refundable. Goggles must be returned in order to receive monetary refund.

Canceling an Order: If you have placed an order for goggles, but need to cancel for any reason, you can do so at any time, but please note the the $25.00 minimum deposit is non-refundable. (Any additional money put down up front will be returned.) If you choose to cancel or return an order and you have supplied any of your own materials, there is no guarantee that the materials can be returned to you, as the condition of the materials may have already been permanently altered by the production process. We do make every reasonable attempt to return to you any unaltered materials, however we cannot replace, repair, or offer compensation in any form for materials that have already been used.

You should know that the backstories for these goggles are purely fictional. Any historical significance is made-up for the fun of it. Unless otherwise stated with the words 'Seriously, you guys' placed in front of it.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

For the con artist who has everything.

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